You know how every super hero has a list of great gadgets that they use to make their lives easier. Well I decided that I needed to have some as well.
The first gadget would be sticky wall which would need the corresponding sticky suit. These would be for those times when I can no longer chase a 1 year old and take a 2 year old to the bathroom at the same time. Every child would wear what I call the sticky suit over their clothes. When the situation arises that I need the sticky wall, I just grab a child and place them on it. Whoever says that this is unlawful has not watched toddlers for very long.
Second gadget would be the mom recorder. Every phrase that is repeated over and over would already be on there. Just press the corresponding number as many times as you need to get the point across. This saves the mom's voice and nerves of having to say it countless times.
The last one would be the toy snatcher. I am not talking about taking a toy away from a child. I am referring to all those toys that end up all over the floor and you end up stepping on. This device would come along and grab all the toys that are small and hold them in its bin til they are able to be sorted.
If only I had the time to invent some of these products, but alas I am too busy stepping on a dang lego or telling my child for the 20th time that she may not have candy right before bed.
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